Oh my god. How did those jackholes get ahold of my chat with Schill?

I hope everyone just thinks it's a joke. If people know that George made me shave my pubic hair into an "NY," I'll be really embarrassed. At first I was afraid it was just me, but now that I've been in camp a few days, I realize they make everyone do it. Oh well, having less pubic hair makes your cock look bigger! Sweet!

You guys, I love hate gossiping about teammates, but I think what everyone's been saying about A.R. is true. You know, that he's gay. He seems to really like sneaking up behind D.J. and picking him up off the ground in a big bear hug. Or sometimes he'll just sneak up behind him and tickle him. I think it makes D. uncomfortable, seeing as how he and J.P. are an item. Nobody's supposed to know that, but I walked in on them in the showers yesterday. They promised they wouldn't tell anyone about my little unit if I didn't tell anyone they were "super secret boyfriends." I don't think A. knows. He'd be crushed if he found out.