Oh my god. How did those jackholes get ahold of my chat with Schill
I hope everyone just thinks it's a joke. If people know that George made me shave my pubic hair into an "NY," I'll be really embarrassed. At first I was afraid it was just me, but now that I've been in camp a few days, I realize they make everyone do it. Oh well, having less pubic hair makes your cock look bigger! Sweet!
You guys, I
hate gossiping about teammates, but I think what everyone's been saying about A.R. is true. You know, that he's gay
. He seems to really like sneaking up behind D.J. and picking him up off the ground in a big bear hug. Or sometimes he'll just sneak up behind him and tickle him. I think it makes D. uncomfortable, seeing as how he and J.P. are an item. Nobody's supposed to know that, but I walked in on them in the showers yesterday. They promised they wouldn't tell anyone about my little unit if I didn't tell anyone they were "super secret boyfriends." I don't think A. knows. He'd be crushed if he found out.