So chicken boy sucked ass against the goddamn DEVIL RAYS fer chrissakes. I was sitting there in the goddamn dugout watching that big fat ugly chicken lay egg after egg right up there in the middle of the plate. I thought I was going to choke Mel and Joe. I coulda won that game. I coulda been the stopper. But nooooo. I had to play CATCH in the goddamn OUTFIELD.
Just wait until Monday, bitches. Those friggin Mariners won't know what hit them.